Here’s the surest way of getting shot at by bow and arrow. When a native is out on their annual ritual hunt and you laugh loudly at how silly they look and scare off the stalked animal.

Has your neighbor’s dog ever look delicious to you? Ever wanted to just take a bite out of that annoying barker? Well now you can! Check out this popular pet eating destination, where you can sample delicious bites of cats, dogs, iguanas, and even pet turtles.

note: no animals were harmed in the production of this ad.

What can be better than Angus beef burgers? Why, try our homegrown recipe for our popular Anus Steak Burgers! Made from 100% real Anus with a scrumptious aroma you will never forget.

If you ever wondered how the pros can steal cars and go for joyrides so easily, that’s because they had professional training! Now you too can live a life of glamorous Grand Theft Auto by going to a fine educational establishment such as this one in the picture.

For all the people who miss getting or doing wedgies, have no fear! There is now a business that offers to give wedgies for a low low price. Got any unsuspecting target in mind? Options  on the menu include: normal wedgie, gang wedgie, bouncing wedgie, Side Wedgie, messy wedgie, atomic wedgie (over the head), wedgie until underwear rips, Snow Wedgie, frontal wedgie, Swirl Wedgie, public wedgie, Fork Lift Wedgie, jock lock wedgie, Jet Ski Wedgie, dangling wedgie, Superman Wedgie, shoulder wedgie, wedgie in undies only, squeaky-clean wedgie, dragging wedgie and lots more!

This must be the Christian version of Twitter! If your name is Chris and you go to this church, you should feel pretty good, apparently the entire church of people are your followers!

Don’t think that taking Viagra is the same for everyone, apparently there are elite professional Viagra users that raises it to the max, just like how other athletes might use steroids.

Here’s an awesome example of why our wildlife continues to be depleted despite government assurances that they are taken care of. Actually kind of like how some governments promotes world peace with one hand, and sells military weapons with the other.

Shoplifting is a major factor in price increases, here’s one store that takes it to heart by executing shoplifters right then and there. Imagine if Walmart started doing that!

Ever wondered what Grave Robbers do with all the loot? They have garage sales! Not only will nobody question the weird assortments of mysterious objects at a garage sale, but customers will actually praise them for their collection!